Oatmeal for Brains
That's what this nit wit must have sloshing between his ears. Seems he needed $20,000 for bail on a car theft charge to get out of jail. With all the terrorism in the news Donald Ray Bilby hit upon a plan to raise the money. He sent letters to the FBI office in Franklin Township, the Secret Service office in Morristown, to the Somerville Post Office, to a Commerce Bank branch in Somerville, and to a Valley National Bank branch in North Plainfield. He simply asked them to deposit the money into his inmate account conveniently supplying his name and inmate number. Oh and if they didn't he would blow them up or send them anthrax.
"Just when you think you'd seen it all, a case like Mr. Bilby's comes along," U.S. Attorney Christopher J. Christie said Tuesday after Bilby pleaded guilty in Trenton to a federal charge of false information. "I think it's fair to say we were not dealing with a great criminal mind here."
The court guidelines suggested an additional term of 18 to 24 months. Next he'll send an email claiming he was some Nigerian banker with money to give away. That will fool them.