Ford and GM to Merge

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Ford and GM have announced that they will merge. In the face of increasing competition from foreign auto makers and declining sales they have determined to join as one company. "We want to stop working against each other and combine to take back the American auto markets." Read a press release.

To make a stark contrast to the competition they will name the combined companies American Motors.

"We wish to bring back the best of American auto heritage" said a spokesman. They also announced that their first new model will be called the Gremlin II.