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Wednesday, December 21, 2005

Tiger Victim was Fleeing Arrest


A man mauled to death by tigers at Bloemfontein Zoo on Sunday was a robber who ended up in the cage while fleeing arrest, police said on Tuesday.

Captain Elsa Gerber said it appears the man and a friend had been robbing people at the zoo. He fled into the enclosure to avoid arrest.

The man's body was noticed by a visitor to the zoo at noon on Sunday.

His clothes were in tatters and he was covered in cuts, scratches and bruises.

However, his body was intact, indicating that the animals had not tried to feed on him.


The mugger may have mistaken the fence around the Tiger compound for the other side of the zoo. I wonder if his last words were "Nice Kitty."